When you just cannot find something vital,
Your glasses or house keys or rings,
It isn’t a burglar or magpie,
Its the Fairy who hides all your things.
She’s got a perverse sense of humour,
And the thing in which she takes delight,
Is to steal what you need in the morning
When you’ve laid it out neatly at night.
She’s always in conflict with Sparky,
They compete for the TV remote,
But she doesn’t give up when she loses,
She just takes buttons off your best coat.
When you have to be sharp as a new pin,
For a meeting or job interview,
She will carefully go through your outfit
And hide your clean shirt or a shoe.
And when you expect a delivery
That’s so vital you’ve taken time off,
She will hide your keys so you don’t find them
Until after the van’s driven off.
She hides handbags, briefcases and papers,
And all things designed to frustrate,
Socks and tights, jewellery and cosmetics,
‘Cause she loves it when she makes you late.
We are all sure we know where she hides things,
This annoying, acquisitive waif,
It’s that black hole in every household,
We all have one, it’s called ‘Somewhere Safe!’
She isn’t a thief or a magpie,
She doesn’t keep house keys and rings,
She just causes intense consternation
When she hides and then gives back your things.
© Lynne Joyce