A Techiteers Christmas Carol

Merry Christmas!

We Three Kings of Sharepoint are,
Two in the UK, One in Can-a-da,
Architecting, costing, counting,
Three Techiteers we are.

Oh stars of Sharepoint shine at night
And in the day, we’re awful bright,
Bill Gates stuff needing, fixing, cleaning
Because it’s heap of *****!

Born a King on the Corporate plain,
His stuff I use to crown him again
King till Stevie Jobs did heave him
Off the top spot again.

Oh stars of Sharepoint shine at night
And in the day, we’re awful bright,
Bill Gates stuff needing, fixing, cleaning
His code is a heap of *****!

Expertise to offer have I (Garrath)
Bids to win for bosses on high (Shaun)
Negotiating, software rating (Andy)
We all work and we all try.

Oh stars of Sharepoint shine at night
And in the day, we’re awful bright,
Bill Gates stuff needing, fixing, cleaning
Because it’s heap of *****!

Customers give us trouble and gloom,
The boss is the same, he’s a prophet of doom,
Sorrowing, sighing, bleeding, dying
Each time he’s in the room.

Oh stars of Sharepoint shine at night
And in the day, we’re awful bright,
Bill Gates stuff needing, fixing, cleaning
His code is a heap of *****!

Glorious now behold it, arise,
The Design is OK in everyone’s eyes,
Alleluia, Alleluia,
Each to each other cries!

Oh stars of Sharepoint shine at night
And in the day, we’re awful bright,
Bill Gates stuff needing, fixing, cleaning
Because it’s heap of *****!

Lynne Joyce

British World Championship Sport

At last I’ve found a sports event
The Brits would always win,
Where others wouldn’t stand a chance,
The one that we excel in.

Other Nations should give up
Before they even start,
Because this sport is very close
To the British heart.

We’d never, ever lose at it,
The trophies we’d be owning.
“What is this sport” I hear you ask?
It’s obvious, it’s MOANING!

© Lynne Joyce 20.10.2010