She doesn’t fly on fairy wings,
Fairy wings are far too weak,
Instead she rides a helicopter
For Fairy duties through the week.
She takes care of plus size ladies
Directs them all to Evans shops,
Simply Be and Marks & Spencers
For plus size trousers, skirts and tops.
She’s a star, the plus size fairy,
She makes her client group look great
Dressed in Simply Be and Evans,
For sexy isn’t just size eight!
Lynne Joyce 11.06.2017