Here’s baldy with a pony tail
And fatty with a frill
Queueing at the airport
On their way to Estoril.
I’m sure they think they’re lovely
In their brand new summer togs,
But we see in their rear view
A pair of rough old dogs.
But baldy with a pony tail
And his frilly, fatty wife
Are on their way to Estoril
For the best time of their life.
Good on them!