Think of a very dull subject,
Then make it extra boring,
Add some tedium on top
And a little touch of snoring,
And there you have a typical
Caravan site conversation,
For the average caravanner
Could be boring for the nation.
Caravan enthusiasts
Will talk of this and that,
And never knowing when to stop
They carry on their chat
And dribble on and on about
Inconsequential stuff,
Unable to determine
When the listener’s had enough.
They chatter about caravans
Competing all the while,
What model’s best and priciest,
The décor and the style,
Their awnings and their microwaves,
The merit of their pegs,
Their children and their grandchildren,
Their troubles with their legs!
They talk about the sights they’ve seen,
Their 4×4’s, their dogs,
The heating that they’ve got at home,
The wood burner, the logs,
On and on they rattle on
About their boring trivia,
But I confess I love it as
It sorts out my insomnia!
© Lynne Joyce