16th November

Despite this being supposed to be a holiday today turned into a business day. A number of lessons were learned:
1. Rates are due on Sept 1st here.
2. The bill comes in the post on the 1st August.
3. Ditto the first half of the Basuras
4. Second half of the Basuras is due 1st April. (So I’m guessing that the bill comes in the post 1st March?)
5. If there are not enough funds in the bank not only does the ‘Recibo’ not get paid but the Direct Debit gets cancelled. (We already knew about not being allowed overdrafts here.)
6. All the above means a trip to SUMA to get a new bill and new direct debit mandate. And there is ALWAYS a queue!

So, we had a longer than expected morning in town queuing at the bank, SUMA and again at the bank. But by the time we returned home for lunch were we no longer debtors. Despite all this we enjoyed the bright sunshine and warmth.

The afternoon was taken up with Monasor coming to measure up for estimates and the gardener coming to be paid for the next six months maintenance.

We decided to ‘eschew’ the WiFi and went straight to Mejias III. We started with the Spanish idea of a G&T, lots of ice and gin with a slice of lemon and a splash of tonic. We then both had the liver from the ‘Menu del Dia’. We finished with a brandy, Soberano for me but Lynne had a Ponche, which is a Spanish brandy liqeur. We strolled home after a pleasant meal to bed.

15th November

We have had a quiet day at home; partly because Lynne hurt her back while sorting out her camera back pack.  Keith and Audrey stopped on their way out to lunch to say hello. Agreed to catch up with them tomorrow. 

On our way home yesterday evening from Mercadona there was a glowing sunset behind ‘Table Mountain’ that made Lynne determine to be in the same place tonight. From the house the prospect didn’t look good so we deferred but then set off walking for our ‘dose of WiFi’ at the Hotel Diamonte Beach. And while walking down at 5:45pm there was the most spectacular sunset! So out came the Casio compacts and here are a few of the results.

14th November

Back to flying Jet2 and had a good flight with no problems at either airport. The hire car, a Seat Ibiza automatic is very nice. The house was fine and we hit Mercadona for provisions for the weekend. Walked down to empty the post box and called on Keith and Audrey but they appeared to be out. The contents of the post box included included two Suma letters and a Correos delivery note. Looks like a banking problem has left the rates unpaid. Let Keith and Audrey know we had arrived okay on the phone. Then off to Hotel Diamonte Beach for our dose of WiFi, only to find that it is no longer open and unlimited. You now gave to produce a bar bill at reception to get access to one hour for free.

14th Feb – Wedding Day

The Wedding Day

The great day! What a tale! It was fun and I got to marry the best woman in the world!

The start wasn’t so much fun though. Jet lag and/or being 8 hours ahead meant that, despite the long, long day before, we woke at about 4:00am and decided to go downstairs for an early breakfast in one of the Aladdin Casino’s 24 hour buffets. When we got back upstairs Lynne had loads of time to get ready and we were all ready shining like a new pin by the time the Limo was due to collect us at 9’o’clock. But it didn’t, we had to make several calls to The Little White Chapel before a non-limo finally collected us.

Which meant that we’d missed our appointed 10’o’clock wedding slot (the last one of the morning which is why I had booked it in the first place), and were informed that we would just have to join the line. Lynne ‘sweetly’ informed them that “in the UK a line is called a queue, and queue rhymes with sue, and that’s just what we’d do” if they didn’t get it sorted. So they took us outside to take the ‘after the wedding’ shots for the album we’d also booked.

We then got to ride back to the hotel in the Limo which they’d finally found. There we had our Wedding Reception. Me and Lynne consuming two bottles of Californian ‘Champagne’. It was very nice and dirt cheap and did the job. Thank you to the Table Manager who took our photo after the Croupier politely declined my request stating it would break the State Gambling Laws to touch my camera.

Our Wedding Reception

13th Feb – The Flight Out

Garrath’s bit

This was my first ever ‘long-haul’ flight, and I think Lynne’s too. We really had no idea what we were in for at all. First there was checking in. We had to get to the check-in for around 8:00am for a 10:00am take off. Usual chartered flight chaos, compounded by the huge number of passengers a 777 can carry.

The flight, ‘uphill’ against the Jetstream, took over 12 hours, so we landed at around 10:00pm body-clock time but it was only about 3:00pm local time. 12 hours is a long time to be cooped up, and that huge plane shrank as the journey went on. Still the in-flight entertainment was impressive with a widget in the seat arm that pulled out on a cable. One side was a games console and controller for the on-demand videos and audio. The other side was a phone! Lynne was tempted to use it but the cost was just plain silly.

Lynne’s Bit

My wedding hat caused a reorganisation in passenger luggage. I had carefully lodged it in a locker when a stewardess came with more luggage to jam into the locker. I exclaimed,

“You can’t do that, I’m getting married tomorrow and this is my wedding hat!” I explained to the stewardess and she took up the cause by announcing “Ladies and gentlemen, if you have something in this locker can you please move it. This lady is getting married in Las vegas tomorrow and we have to make sure that her wedding hat gets there undamaged.” Fellow passengers were duly compliant, gave us their congratulations and moved their stuff then the stewardess found some soft packing to ensure that my hat made the transatlantic trip completely unharmed. This was the first of many happy memories of the trip.

2000 – The Grand Circle Tour

Our second trip to the US. Organised through US Travel in Leeds and a lot of it was spent in the car, a Dodge Intrepid. A beautiful and comfortable piece of automotive engineering that we clocked something like 2,200 miles on in about 12 days.

After our return we found out that the tour we did was a well known one and called the Grand Circle Tour.

9th Feb – Las Vegas to Bryce Canyon

Up quite eary & checked out of Bally’s by 8:00am. Set off up I15 to look for breakfast. The Dodge Intrepid soon showed its value – bags of legs and a superb cruise control. Didn’t take much notice of the ‘Last liqor store – stock up now!’ sign as we left Arizona and entered Utah (you clip its NE corner as you leave Nevada). Stopped at St. George for gas and the attendant recommended one of the two adjascent diners as having an excellent breakfast buffet. It was!

Found the turn off for Zion no problem and got there in good time. Bit put out that the minimum fee was a 7-day pass for $20 when we were only using the State highway to go through, so when we we saw the visitor centre we stopped to look. (Saw our first snow – just left-overs from clearing up.) Found a CD Rom and this set a trend to find these instead of still photo’s. Decided to get our money’s worth and drive up the canyon. Quite pretty but no more spectacular than Cheddar Gorge really. Saw lots of hikers & campers who must be enjoying themselves & getting $20 worth. As its a dead-end doubled back to highway U-9 and set off up the switch-back to the tunnel near the top of the pass. Lynne did very well negotiating the tunnel which had a size restriction, and when we got there, warnings about sharp bends!. We had heard about this tunnel, 1.1 miles longe & built in the ’30s to the contemporary vehicle size, with no lighting. (This becomes obvious when you get there – no power lines for miles!) But its a very interesting tunnel. It doesn’t so much drive through the mountain as run up the pass just inside the steep valley wall rather than on its surface. This allows intermittent ‘windows’ in the tunnel left wall for ventlation & illumination.

Continued to make good time up U-89 so stopped at Hatch for a drink & ‘restroom’. It seemed such a guiet place and the lady so pleasant we decided to have a snack – I found out what a Club Sandwich really is. Got to Ruby’s Inn at about 2:45pm and put the clock forward an hour to Mountain time. Got our first taste of Mormon Utah, the formula’s are all there but if you try to strike up a conversation they shut down on you. Opted for a ground floor room to save lugging cases upstairs and ‘cos it was nearer the main lodgec (all the rooms in the main lodge being occupied by a week-long ‘Quilt Retreat’). Lynne very dis-chuffed to find that the room had no shear (lace to you & me) curtains. When we queried it we found this applied to all rooms. So much for being a Best Western.

Got settled in and went overto the lodge to ‘suss things out. Bought some orange juice to go with the duty-free vodka – good job as well. Surprised that was no communal area. When we went into the restaurant for a cuppa it was easy to see that they really expected you to order food, eat & leave – they clearly had difficulty with us sitting over a cup of tea

8th Feb – Las Vegas

Seem to have switched clocks, up at 7:00am and out by 9.00am. Went to Belz Factory Outlet Mall and spent a long time there getting bargains in clothing & Lynne got a good pair of Reeboks. The food courts weren’t much good for breakfast – Lynne had a hot dog on a jacket potato! Returned to Bally’s and used the Valet Parking (which is free + a $2 tip) which is so easy compared to the 5 mile hike through the Paris to the self-parking! Also the idea was to set us up for Bellhop assistance with the bags in the morning.

Packed the acquisitions and went down to the bar for a couple of drinks before going out to find dinner. Took a stroll south past the Paris. Its very impressive, The Louvre styled building with a 2/3rds sized Eiffel Tower inserted into it. (You even see the hidden legs inside when you go in!) Past the almost complete new Aladdin and on down the strip. Approximately where Hamburger Hamlins had been is the Harley Davidson Cafe. When we ordered a beer while looking at the menu we were offered a chrome mug @ $5 each. When they came they were glass with a sunburst chroming such that the rim is fully chromed but the base is fully clear. Made the mistake of having a starter and unable to finish my burger and fries. When the mugs were brought back with the check they were boxed up nicely. Tottered back to Bally’s.

Managed a drink at the bar & early to bed again, not so much knackered as stuffed, but to get going early to Bryce Canyon.

7th Feb – New York to Las Vegas

Up early again, so had a bath and went down at 6:15am for an early breakfast in the hotel restaurant called the New York Marketplace. Had a three egg omelette with ham & American cheese and breakfast potatoes (small cubed saute with skins). Lynne had the buffet with fruit followed by scrambled eggs, bacon & breakfast potatoes. Really good.

Got a cab to Newark Airport, which took about 35 mins. Again the check-in was smooth & easy, giving us time in the airport.

Got a window seat by sitting at the back. Just behind a group of three IT types, one of whom was a real NY loudmouth. They drank steadily & got louder as they did. However when disembarking we had a chat and they were really nice. The up side was that the weather was clear and the view great all the way. Fabulous views of the Colorado Plateau (part of which we are sure is the area called the Great Escalante Staircase – of which more later) on the approach to Las Vegas McCarron International Airport. On internal flights the headphones have to be rented, so having our own really paid off.

Las Vegas did an Amsterdam on us – baggage on wrong belt, but after that we got out onto the concourse to find it completely different & 5 times bigger. Later learned we were in the main building this time as there was no need for Immigration, which is in a separate terminal for International flights. We were security checked LEAVING the concourse – its to ensure people really have their own luggage so their trip is not spoilt.

Found the shuttle bus after a little difficulty and got to the Alamo lot. No problem with the advance booking. Tried to sell me up to a sports utility vehicle (4×4 type) but with Lynne sat outside with the luggage I declined, only to be told that the Pontiac Grand Am allocated did not have cruise control! So upgraded to a Standard car. And what a car! A Dodge Intrepid 2000 – long, lean & mean. It came with just 99 miles on the clock. No problems starting the car this time!

Got to Ballys OK. Asked to be put up high & told them of NY 3325. They put us on the 24th, a lovely large room with a 4 poster bed with a mirror on the underside so you see yourself instead of the ceiling! The view was West overlooking the Bellagio (an empty lot when we were in the Aladdin 5 years before) and we see the fountain show on the half hour. Also, the block between the Aladdin and Bally’s that was a car park and a few small shops on a mini-mall is now the Paris, complete with its 2/3rd scale model of the Eiffel Tower. Self-parked and had a ridiculous walk through the Paris to get to Bally’s to get to reception. Valet parking is free, and worth a $2 tip, to save on the huge walk.

Had dinner in the buffet – cheap & cheerful. Also Lynne had gluten problems!

Drink at the bar & early to bed

6th Feb – New York

Didn’t sleep well. Lazy start – out about 10:00am. Walked North on 6th Ave to Central Park. Took a horse & carriage ride around the South end of the park in bright sunshine on the snow, which lasted about 20 mins. Saw the ice rink made famous by the film Love Story and the top of the apartment block where John Lennon lived & died. After the ride finished Lynne told me very quietly that doing that ride was one of her life ambitions fulfilled.

Walked South down 5th Ave – very posh shop land! Lynne went into a very posh cosmetic shop called Saphora and bought some excellent cosmetics at less than half UK equivalents.

Caught a bus for 10 blocks South down 5th Ave to the Empire State Building using the $4 Fun Pass that gives 24hr unlimited riding on buses & subway (didn’t go on it). Went up the Empire State Building, only to 86th floor – the 102nd floor observatory is not open week-ends!! It cost $7 and the queue wasn’t bad. Takes 2 elevator rides. First to the 80th floor, then from there to the 86th floor. There is a third lift to the 102nd floor, which tops the top cylindrical bit. Still, it was a bright sunny winter day with visibility reported as 25 miles. Great views on camcorder.

Walked part way back towards the hotel on 6th Ave looking for a bar where we could have a beer and look at the guides for something to eat, the target being Broadway Joe’s Steak restaurant. Spotted a restaurant & bar in a cross-street called Cafe Un Deux Trois and went in for a beer. Got introduced to Rolling Rock beer, excellent. Decided to stay for a meal. I had a nice Pate de Campagne & Lynne had Gravlax – something I had not heard of before. Its thinly sliced salmon that is marinated & not cooked! Lynne then had Steak Tartare, which came with fries. I had Steak Frites, which was a thick lump of sirloin steak with a huge pile of fries. ($24 – very spoilt!) The quality of the meat was so good I really enjoyed it cooked medium rare. We shared a salad with Roquefort cheese sauce. By this time, after a couple of hours of steady eating, its go for bust! So its desert time. They did a gluten free Creme Broule, and I had a wonderful Chocolate Gateaux that tasted of chocolate, not suqar – not at all sickly! Finished off with Fonseca Bin 27 – one I had not heard of (Bin 69 for me), but beautiful nevertheless. It was Lynne’s first vintage port, and she loved it!

Caught a cab back to the hotel for a nightcap. Early night.

5th Feb – Manchester to New York

Drove to Manchester Airport – Mails Garage their usual efficient selves. Continental Airlines’ check-in proved fast & friendly, including its own security check required before reaching the check-in desk. Flight good, great mix of staff (age as well as ethnicity) & friendly service. Lynne well catered for.

The plane was a Boeing 777 – the damn thing’s a flying network! There was a LCD screen in the headrest of the seat in front with control gadget in the seat arm. This could be removed on a spring-reeled cable and was not only the channel control and games console control, but it was also a telephone. Swipe your card in the built-in slot and phone the world from 35,000 feet!

As we took off just before lunch and flew westwards we had daylight all the way. The flight path to Newark didn’t take us far enough north to over-fly Greenland, so no spectacular views of ice-fields this trip. But the views of Nova Scotia, the Canadian east coast and the coast of Maine were very good.

Newark Airport baggage & immigration OK. Found an ATM after a bit of a search on departure level & caught a cab into New York. Got the most beaten up Newark yellow cab going! Driver seemed not to speak English and the boot lid was held down by a bungee, with the weather seal in the boot.

New York Hilton & Towers Hotel great – right in mid-town Manhattan, on 6th Ave at 52nd St. While we were checking in, Lynne asked for ‘as high up as possible’, and they put us on the 33rd floor – the Executive rooms start on the 34th (up to the 45th)! Could see the Hudson River west along 53rd St.

Got a cab to Macy’s. Spent about 2.5hrs wandering around the store, and only got around the 1st, 2nd, & 3rd floors of the Broadway building that is the women’s dept. Went through onto 2nd floor of the 7th Ave building for the men’s dept, but didn’t see anything I fancied. Bought a couple of gifts for people in the Valentine Day displays on the first floor (ground to us). Lynne tried on blue jeans. Size 6 (= 8 UK size) in Tommy Hilfiger & Calvin Klein were too baggy! At $48/$49 (£36ish) she was really sad. In the end she got a pair of Liz Claibornes @ $38 in a size 4 (= 6UK).

Walked along Broadway from H??????? Sq to where it crosses 7th Ave at Times Sq. Had dinner at the Manhattan Chili restaurant just off Times Sq. Really good food. Walked through to 6th Ave and back along 6th Ave to the hotel.

Had a nightcap in foyer bar & early to bed knackered!

11th June

Travel home day. Got up to a seven o clock alarm and got bathed and breakfasted quickly. Then finished packing up the house before Adbellah arrived as arranged. Again he arrived early! In Spain! He measured up and quoted. Lynne decided that it needed doing and agreed to the price. So she wrote another cheque as a deposit on this work and Abdellah went off looking pleased. He had just upped the total contract value by about 20%, his boss had to be pleased with him.

We then did the final packing up stuff and checked the water which was 569.6 m3 so we used just under 7 cubic metres in the fortnight including some serious watering. Then we called down to Keith’s to say goodbye, which involved a brief chat and a cuppa, so we set off for the airport about 15 minutes later than planned but still in good time. Good job too. All the roadworks on the motorway near Alicanté are now finished and we were presented with a split that was Murcia and the Airport to the left and Alicanté and the Airport to the right. Not being sure which was the usual route I chose left and we had an interesting time on a low tank taking 15-20 minutes longer than usual, going about 30 Km further than usual and paying ‘‚¬2 more on the toll to learn that the correct choice is Alicanté to the right.

Still that meant the check-in queue was minimal and we got through security quickly enough to give us time to have our picnic lunch before boarding. We pushed back 15 minutes early but that gain was lost in the wait for our baggage at Leeds/Bradford. Nevertheless we were in the Club starting our first drink by six o clock.

Another adventurous trip to Calpé over and done with. We are actually looking forward to the next one!

10th June

Another gentle start getting ready for our eleven o clock appointment with Abdellah at the Monasor showroom. It surprised us with its size, the quality of the products they stocked and its overall professional air. This time the qoute was 99% correct and still significantly lower than Tristan’s guys. Lynne was so relieved! Especially when we realised that they had still left out the new pillar and Candido told Abdellah on the phone to throw it in free. We told him that we would make a decision and let him know before the end of the day.

Over a cuppa at Café Dany’s we decided to follow up on the other two builders and give them a last chance to quote. So we tried to contact them. The English builder Mick (Michael Smeeton) who was our architect Manolo’s recommendation had been ill and wasn’t ready and the other guy wasn’t answering his phone. We had also planned to drop Manolo’s project folder off at the Abogado’s office but over the cuppa had decided to hang on to it, just in case. We called in to tell them and Lynne asked about the situation vis-a-vis the errant German builder’s cement mixer taking up most of our garage. She tried to call him; his mobile was switched off and the landline to his home was disconnected. We were advised that we had made what could be construed to be a reasonable effort to contact him but they didn’t want to know what we did with it.

We had to call into Manolo’s office to collect the copies of the plans we had arranged to have made for whichever builder we engaged. On the way Lynne decided that she wanted Monasor, not just because their price didn’t break the bank (big a factor as that was) but also because she had confidence in them not to let us down. They are too big and have too big a reputation to risk it. So we called Abdellah and arranged to meet with him again at the showroom to sign a contract with them. Then we went to a café near Manolo’s office at the Esmerelda and I bought Lynne a small bottle of fizz to celebrate, persuading her to break her no drink at lunchtime rule for once. They gave us two oysters with it as tapas, and Lynne enjoyed them a lot. So fortified Lynne called Tristan to break the news and I texted the other two builders to say we had made our decision. Talk about taking it down to the wire! From Tris’s point of view it wasn’t all bad as it left us the funds to paint the house and he is doing that sort of work now so we told him we’d be after a quote next trip.

The afternoon was taken up with some packing up of the house before we went down to Monasor and did the paperwork. Lynne is so relieved that its over and we are confident about the work being completed. Abdellah reckoned that they would complete all the work in about six weeks, which means that we will need to travel out around the end of July to inspect and make the final payment. She also asked about the stone facing around the bottom of the house to protect the new rendering and Abdellah arranged to meet us at 9:30 the next morning to measure up before we had to set off for the airport.

From Monasor we went to Mejias III for a meal and a few drinks. Told El Hefe (the boss) that we were leaving and got a warm farewell again. Got home to find samples of stone under the gate with a card and a note from Abdellah confirming his appointment next morning. This increased confidence even more.

9th June

Yet another delicate start! 🙁 So didn’t make it to the ten o clock tram to Altea as planned and the eleven o clock was about twenty minutes late. Needed a cuppa when we arrived in Altea after a delightful train ride with views that were new to us.

All of which meant we made the market about twelve with an hour to get around the whole thing, not impossible. I bought another pair of pants and a replacement ‘man-bag’ as the current one is getting too floppy and tatty looking. Lynne enjoyed a good bit of retail therapy as an antedote for all this builder bid tension. Enjoyed the ‘tram’ ride back to Calpe as much as the ride there. The new trams are really quite posh and do raise it up from being a quaint narrow gauge railway. Got home about three, which gave two hours for a late lunch before the gardener and his builder came with their quote.

The quote was exactly for what we had asked including their additional suggestions but broke the bank by about 5%, which meant us subbing the work and there being no contingency left afterwards. Not a situation we liked at all. So then we called Monasor, our German neighbour’s builder to enquire about their quote as they hadn’t called as promised yet. We arranged to meet Abdellah at the house at about seven. Their quote was way smaller but digging into the detail they had not got all of the work included. Abdellah went around again and remeasured, and he seemed much more focussed on his own without his boss Candido with him. He promised to rework the quote by 11 o clock the next morning, so we agreed to meet with him again then. Felt despondent as we headed for our watering hole. We had hoped that they would prove the best. The mismatch had dented our confidence in them quite badly and we were thinking that it was break the bank time with Tristan’s guys, not a happy prospect.

8th June

Another slow start day with a delicate edge! Decided to invite our good neighbours for drinkies and nibbles the following evening. Managed to flag Keith down and asked when he drove past the door while I was in the garden. As I was ‘taking out the trash’, taking a bin bag to the bazura I was spotted by a builder whose van was marked Dari Construction. He drove back to the gate and asked to quote, to which Lynne agreed. He seemed very nice and was attentive to the detail. He reckoned he’d seen the owner around the place last summer, which confirmed our suspicion from the unexpected electricity consumption in July and August that our errant German builder had been living in the house even though he’d denied it. The builder promised to e-mail us a quote early next week.

Eventually went into town to get the rest of the cigs we wanted. Lynne bought some masking fluid to execute a water colour idea she had and we bought some clip frames to hang a couple more personal touches at Camping Nirvana. Had our second breakfast at Café Dany’s which has had a face lift with new glass decals and colour scheme to the signage. Drove up to the station to find the times of the tram to Altea for the next day’s trip to the market.

Stopped to shop for the drinkies event and saw the other guests from last Saturday walking along the road and pipped the horn and waved as we disappeared around a corner. So we decided to invite them as well. Got their number from Keith and called. And they accepted. Had a huge salad lunch.

Passed the early evening walking the other promenade, the one the far side of the Peñon from us and decided it is decidedly down Market compared the nearer one. More touristy compared to the Madrillien that occupy ‘ours’. Ended up at our favourite watering hole for few, including the usual tapas so no need for supper. Spent too long on the balcony with the brandy bottle before retiring to bed.

7th June

A suitably lazy Sunday start before getting ready to go out. We decided to drive into the Jalon Valley to a place called Alcalali.

This takes us through Jalon itself where we have been to the Saturday Flea Market. We Spend a bit of time driving through the tiny streets of Alcalali before deciding to drive on to Parcent, thinking we have never been there before. Only to realize when we get there that this is where our neighbour Keith brought us for paella with his Sunday lunch group a few years back. A lunch that turned onto an almost unpleasant ‘let’s knock politicians especially Labour ones’ session. The up side being that it has meant that we haven’t been asked to join that group again.

So we had a wander around, though there’s not much to see except where to get lunch. We looked at L’Era where we had the paella before but it looked like a private Christening party by the look of the cake in the centre of the room with a huge, white, plastic Stork on it. In the end we chose a beautiful hall-like building with a bar near the door and a full procenium arch (albeit small) and stage. The tiles around the Walls were beautiful. The staff were helpful and we both enjoyed our choices from the menu del dias at ‘‚¬11 each. It was the Co-op Agricola ‘El Progres’. We are starting to find our own watering holes and lunch venues at last.

After returning home to charge phones we took ‘a promenade’ in the eveming sun along the seafront before abusing the Hotel Diamonte Beach’s WiFi over a few. Another great Sunday.

6th June

What brilliant chill out day! We agreed that we could give Calpé Market a miss this morning and just had a lazy morning before going down to our neighbour’s for a lunch of nibbles and drinkies. We were not the only guests with a couple we had met a couple of years ago also being invited.

The nibbles were cooked on the barbarcoa. The other guests left but it was clear we were welcome to stay on and talk for ages with more drinks.

Now we are on our balcony having a few more drinks in a lovely evening breeze. I guess that this is all for today.

5th June

We had planned to go on the boat to Benidorm today but it was very grey and misty when we awoke so we called it off. Of course by the time the boat was scheduled to depart but too late to get down to the port to catch it, it was bright sunshine. So we just slobbed about the house for the morning.

For the afternoon we drove up to Denia and had a light tapas lunch at an obviously up-market café near the station. We then wandered around the shops as we are wont to do. Denia is obviously suffering as a surprising number of shops had closed. We then drove back to Calpé for the free WiFi at Hotel Diamante Beach before passing the evening in our favourite bar. Finally we go home for supper.

Our first truly to ourselves holiday day!

4th June

If I was delicate yesterday morning the hangover lasted all day today! :-(. So a low start but we were still ready for our callers from Monasor. Again they were pleasant, helpful and professional. They will call us early next week when the quote is ready. They told us that they are the largest and oldest established builders in Calpé.

We then went into Calpé and pottered, with a cuppa at Café Dany’s of course! Stopped at Las Barcas at the Port on the way home and played dominoes for a couple of hours, enjoying a couple of tapas for a light lunch.

Eventually got home and Lynne invented ‘Arroz de Salchichon’ for a late lunch. Couldn’t get on the Internet by dial-up at and has to resort to Keith and his broadband to do some necessary Internet banking.

Finished the day with a daily dose of hotel WiFi followed by a few at our favourite watering hole. Watched with interest as the Boss made Sangria. Made him laugh when I said “Es un pocito de todos!” meaning a little of everything. Then home for a nightcap and early bed for tomorrow’s adventure.

3rd June

A delicate and slow start to the day! Don’t remember finishing yesterday’s entry. Also phoned Monasor, the builder that our German neighbour recommended and insisted that we get a quote from. Candido doesn’t speak English but Abdellah does. Awaiting a call back to arrange a visit.

Today we took Keith and Audrey out to lunch. The plan was to head to Guadalest and have lunch at Xorta but they are closed for their holidays. We headed for Guadalest anyway making our usual stops along the way. Now we have been aware of the restaurant ‘El Riu’ at the Farmer’s Co-operative, well you can’t miss the huge outdoor kitchen easily; especially when there is a tower of flame from the wood on it! So we decided to give it a go and what a success. They were very helpful from the outset and there was a good choice. Lynne thoroughly enjoyed her spatch-cocked brace of Quails grilled on the wood fire outside followed by Rice Pudding!

We the spent a pleasant couple of hours wandering around the town. During which time the builder called and arranged to call at 10am the following day.

Dropped off Keith and Audrey upon our return to Calpe and stayed for a drink or few. Ended up drinking their Gin all evening. Oops! Tottered home to bed about eleven.

2nd June

Another brilliant sunny day. Had our healthy ‘first breakfast’ of cereal, fresh fruit and yoghourt A great start to Builder Day 2. Not so great is that he does not arrive at the appointed time of 10 am. Poor guy spent half an hour getting lost and arrived at 10:30. He surprised us and overturned our prejudice that an English builder called Mick would be the usual rip off merchant. Instead he was very considered with attention to detail and even reprised what was wanted before leaving. It could be hard to choose!

Took the gate chain key back to Keith and had a drink while sorting out his AFPO editing problems. Then wemt into town for keys to be cut. Came home via Diamonte Beach for WiFi and Mejias III. Ended up sittimg out on the balcony for a few more more drinks and some supper.

1st June

Woke early after a short but solid sleep. Lynne was up at six and me not long after. First breakfast is healthy combination of peach, banana (and boy do they taste better!) and yoghourt. Early signs are for the forecast sunny day, and it developed nicely as we got ready to get into town to go to The solicitor’s office for the certificates of non-residence. Got into town at 9:30 and it don’t open until 10:00! So an opportunity for our first cuppa.

Back to the solicitor’s office and yes they do have the file complete with licence etc. from the Town Hall. So head back to the car via Café Dany’s only to find that he’s closed on Mondays! 🙁 so head for the paint shop where Lynne hopes to buy some day-glow paints for her picture of the Council Worker from yesterday in Café Dany’s. So we stop at a place we’ve tried before and emjoyed a huge ‘racion’ each of Tortilla de Patatas for second breakfast. At the paint shop Lynne had no luck but as we had decided over second breakfast we went back to the Abogado’s and borrowed the file for the Obra Mayor.

And so back to the house for a chill out lunch and afternoon waiting for Tristan with builder. I stuck back another three panes and did a list of works we want doing. Lynne and I both liked the builders that came with Tris. No nonsense guys to whom nothing was a problem. They gave us loads of time talking through all the jobs and in the process giving us the impression they do things right, not cheap. They are coming back next Tuesday with a quote for us. So that was Builder Day 1.

Then we went out and did e-mail at the Hotel Diamante Beach before going Mejias III for a session. Once home had a nightcap before putting Lynne to bed and trying to sort out the PC which I think might have been compromised during Saturdays update which did not go smoothly! 🙁 and finally to bed myself.

31st May

Funny night of fitful sleep and slept in till 9:15, only to wake to gentle rain! Well that saves watering the garden today.

Slow lazy morning with no sign of the cloud lifting. Which stretched into the afternoon with a late lunch. Eventually bathe and dress to go down the Port for some games of dominoes.

Find that the Benidorm boat is on again so decide to do it on Wednesday, builders permitting.

Then on to the Hotel Diamante Beach for a dose of free WiFi. Ain’t modern technolgy wonderful! Sat in the bar of a Spanish (admittedly POSH) hotel chatting on IM to my daughter in Leeds about her impending birthday courtesy of the free WiFi. Makes being a techie worthwhile.

Heated a ton of beans with breakfast meats for supper, lovely. But then realised we had no chocolate! Disaster and a must for Mercadona tomorrow.

A few brandies for a nigtcap and off to bed around midnight again.

30th May

Slept nine hours solid! Both of us! Gentle start to the day with healthy breakfast of honey, yoghourt and Nisperos, then off to the Calpe Market for ‘freshies’.

Spent morning on the Market. Lynne bought some clothes and we got loads of fresh fruit and veg. We also got a cast iron plancha for the paella burner. Resulting shopping was too heavy to carry so Lynne stood with it on the main road closest to the market while I had to go and fetch the car. So we were very much in need of Café Dany by the end of that shopping expedition.

We then had a troll down and up the Avinguda Gabriel Miro, stopping for a cuppa at Cafe Dani’s againt to write postcards only to realise we were still one short! So continuing we got another card and stopped in our other favourite café Bar Buena Vista (it looks straight down Gabriel Miro to the sea) for yet another cuppa to write that one; then retrieved the car and headed home.

Stuck the pane back in while there was no wind, only to find that tube labelled Clear was in fact filled with white! (Subsequently discovered that it goes on white but turns clear as it goes off.) Lynne spent the afternoon cooking the veg on the new plancha with me assisting. Then I stuck another loose pane back in. I think it will need a few tubes of sealant to keep things weather tight until the work is all done

Anyway, fully fed we headed for the bar via Mercadona, only to find it closed! Need to remember that Mejias III closes early on Saturday for Sunday off. So stopped in at what Lynne calls the “green bar” but they had bull fighting on the telly. Ended up in the Hotel Diamonte Beach and, whoo-hoo!! They have free WiFi! 😀 Ended up having quite a few drinks and got home at around midnight. So a late night to bed. Probably because of the nine hours sleep the previous night.

29th May

Flight day! This trip we are taking the easy way and flying by Jet2 from Leeds/Bradford to Alicante and hiring a car. Look at the water meter when we arrive and its reading 562.8 Litres. The trip takes just over six hours door to door. The hire car is a Kia Picanto and quite nippy. Nice to have aircon that works!

Greeted with the stair bannister virtually fallen off on the outside and a window pane fallen in on the inside; great start. More jobs for the builder. I was right about the boiler gas, our last bath last time finished the bottle. Went to Mercadona and got some essentials then to Aitana Bricolage to get sealant (better than putty here) to put the window pane back and a chain and lock for the gate.

Then down to Mejias III our favourite bar for a few drinks and a meal, cannot face cooking on the first evening. Got a lovely warm welcome again. A few brandies at home and off to bed.

Summer 2009

This trip could easily be sub-titled “The Find a Builder Trip”. We have arranged to meet with three new builders as it is clear that Peter is not going to honour his contract or refund us our deposit. What do you do with a secondhand cement mixer?

Saturday, 25th

Just had a real p*sser with iPhone synchronisation! Something about making notes in each day of the Calendar repeating entry and then synching it I lost the original repeating entry and a day and a half’s worth of journal entries! Argh! Technology.

Friday, 24th

Today was our last stoking up breakfast. We had planned last night to pack ready for this morning but decided at the time to have another Portugese brandy instead! So it was quick showers and down to breakfast at 7:30. Breakfast over we then got packed in 30 minutes and headed for Reception at 8:30 where I paid the bill for the extras. It was half what I was expecting (and less than twice what we had paid at the Crown Plaza at Manchester Airport) considering we had dinner in the hotel each of our four nights, with a good bottle of wine; Vinho Verde and drank at the bar three nights. Our taxi, booked for 9 am the evening before, was waiting; in fact it was the taxi I’d spotted from the window at 8:30 am when we got back to the room to pack. The journey was much shorter and cost only ‘‚¬10, stark contrast to the ‘‚¬25 journey of the unmetered cab when we arrived on Monday.

So we arrived at Lisbon Airport with loads of time to drop the bags off, the Fast Bag Drop being carefully ‘policed’ by a charming young man. We then had time to do shopping and finally get a cuppa. Boarding was smooth but we were ‘pushed back’ about 15 minutes late due to loading standby ticket holders. We then were held on the taxi way before take off and got put in the Heathrow ‘stack’ for 20 mins. Then to top it all the buses from the plane to the terminal took nearly 20 mins to turn up! In all we were nearly an hour late at Heathrow. Good job we had nearly four hours between the flights as we needed most of it. We got the bus from Terminal 3 to Terminal 5 without any real problem but at Terminal 5 we hit the full weight of the Government’s Homeland Security. We had to queue three times to get onto the Departures concourse. Can’t remember now what the first one was for? The second was at big signs stating “Border Control”; there were four desks for EU passport holders but only one staffed so the queue grew and grew. Then we got to security: obviously the security you go through at Lisbon Airport is not good enough. You have be be security checked before you can be allowed onto a British domestic flight. The queing system was actually quite effective but the security staff at Heathrow Terminal 5 are appalling. Rude, abrupt and dismissive. They wanted everyone to take off their shoes and belts off (even thought the sign says only belts with LARGE buckles) I challenged them that at Manchester Airport I was not made to do so and I was told it was national policy, to which I asked “then is Manchester breaking the rules?” A most unpleasant experience and one to make me want to avoid Terminal 5 at all costs. We decided as it was still holiday and about seven hours since breakfast that we’d have a proper meal in the terminal and the café called Giraffe were very good about Lynne’s needs so it was a very pleasant and welcome meal. The flight from Heathrow to Manchester only took 40 minutes compared to the one hour ten minutes on the way down and was over in a breath! So it was call MAVP and wait for the car. We were sat down in the Club at 8:10 pm starting our first drink. Our holiday was over.

Thursday, 23rd

Again we stoked up for the day with hotel breakfast before setting off on our sight seeing bus day.

We went to to the neighbouring hotel where I had spotted the sign for tickets only to find that it is a different company, CitySightSeeing. So we decided we would go with that. When we get to the big circle Marques de Pombal there is a thirty minute wait so we go to get a cuppa to pass the time.

The plan is to get the ‘blue line’ and get off at Praça de Comerçio and walk up to Lynne’s posh frock shop and she spends an arm and a leg on the top the lady in the shop showed her on Tuesday and she hadn’t stopped thinking about. We then went to Brown’s Cafe and used their free WiFi to complete the online check-in but the MacBook Pro died again without warning before I could print them to PDF! 🙁

Undeterred we went back to the plaza to get back on the ‘red line’ bus and had a lovely trip around Lisbon to get to the museum. And we timed it perfectly, we waited only a few minutes before it arrived.

Had a salad lunch at the museum before going into the exhibition, the Berardo Collection Museum. There was a permanent exhibition and three temporary exhibits. One of which was HUGE! We really were all kulcha’d out after two hours. We had a cuppa before getting the bus back and saw even more of Lisbon. A perfect third day! Found a bar near the ‘ Marques’ for a pre-prandial ‘wet’. We agreed to give the bar a miss after dinner and go straight up to pack before going to bed.

Dinner was as good as usual and we consumed our usual bottle of Vinho Verde. The remanents of which we took to the bar while I got the boarding cards printed out from the PDF’s I had to create. Fractalia, the hotel’s internet provider, could no more print out these than it could the Lisboa Card voucher! 🙁 We met with Jari from Finland again and he was pleased with way he had delivered his paper at the convention. So we had one more drink and decided we could pack in the morning.

Wednesday, 22nd

Another ‘stoke up for the day’ breakfast and then off on our ‘culture-vulture’ day. The plan being to do the Museum of Modern Art and the Gulbenkien Museum. We passed a huge El Cortes Ingles and Lynne pronounced that we had to go in on the way back!

First stop the modern art gallery. Whilst the exhibition itself was pretentious we enjoyed a lot of the pieces that had been contributed. We bought combined tickets for both museums and the Darwin Exhibition.

We then walked through the park that the two museums are in. Lots of photo opportunities of flowers, other plants and ducklings. Sarah Houlton had told Lynne this was a must do.

The Gulbenkien was impressive but a lot of the stuff was not to my taste, but I loved the two Turners and the Renoir portrait of Claude Monet’s wife.

We shared a smoked salmon salad while our feet settled down from throbbing, taking extra time over our tea. We also agreed to give Charles Darwin a miss. This went further by deciding to give Sintra a miss too and get all day tickets for the City Line buses. A hop-on hop-off sightseeing bus service that circles Lisbon taking you between the major sight seeing places for one price.

So we wandered back through the park, with more photo opportunites. Then went into El Cortes Ingles and had an good oggle at the loads and loads of high priced fountain pens from the likes of Mont Blanc and Cross. We also each bought an 8GB Kingston Memory Stick for just ‘‚¬22. Vowing never to be without a pen drive again after Monday. Lynne has another good day hewing at the seam of life. 🙂

Rather than go back to the hotel we found a cafe on the main drag behind the hotel and had our apperatifs sat outside on the street watching the locals go by. Very relaxing before going to get dinner and cheaper than the hotel bar.

Tuesday, 21st

Breakfast was the usual continental affair with lots of the local styles of breads but with a twist; the most delightful freshly made scrambled eggs too. The loaf of GF bread I baked for Lynne had survived the journey so she had two slices of that with breakfast and we both stoked up for the day.

The first job of the day was to get down town to the Praça de Comerçio to the tourist office and redeem our voucher. A taxi got us there quickly enough and we got a good look at the centre of Lisbon into the bargain. The taxi driver spoke good English and said we must go to Sintra, a village that like Saltaire is a World Heritage site. We agreed to call him on Thursday to take us. When we got to the plaza he directed us up a pedestrian side street to find the tourist office. After wandering about for a bit and enjoying the sights we eventaully realised that the kiosk in the middle of the street was what he had meant. In the process Lynne had spotted a posh frock shop and bought a beautiful designer ‘safari-like’ outfit. As we were leaving the shop the lady showed Lynne a lovely top and from that point on I could hear the gears whirring. We asked at the kiosk about the Lisboa cards and were directed back to the Praça de Comerçio to the proper tourist office. But the lady in the tourist office would not redeem the voucher because it did not look right. She double-checked with her manager in the main office and this was confirmed. They would not give us our cards for fear of not being paid by Neoturismo, the Spanish company behind the cards. Apparently this had happened several times before and they were not prepared to risk not being paid again.

We found a nice café called Brown’s that had free WiFi so we sorted out e-mail on the iPhones over a beverage and I e-mailed Neoturismo saying that we had lost more than half a day of our three days because the voucher would not print out and asking for a full refund.

We came out of there having looked at the map and decided to gently stroll back up through the city towards the hotel. This turned into a four hour sight seeing walk with lots of stops for cuppas and to look in all sorted of shops. We saw several of the city’s large squares, the biggest theatre, a delightful arabian influenced building that turned out to be one of the city’s main stations, the elevator that connects an upper area of the town with the lower area and one of the city’s three funiculars.

At the café we stopped at in the Praça de Rossio Lynne insisted I try the local speciality, Pasteis de Nata; a sort of custard tart invented in the big Lisbon monastry many hundreds of years a ago, it was delicious. We also found a café that sold the port we had tried the evening before as recommended by Louise so we bought half a bottle each of Ruby and Tawny to bring home. It was a very pleasant experience but our feet were throbbing by the time we got back to the hotel. We had a little rest to still our throbbing feet then went of an evening walk in the park opposite. It turns out it is named after our English King Edward VII and it was a lovely evening so we took loads of photos as we strolled. We stopped for a couple of pre-prandial drinks at a bar near the hotel and then returned to the hotel for dinner.

We had decided the night before that the hotel was so good at feeding Lynne safely that it was not worth the grief in such a short break of finding somewhere else to eat. And we were proved right with another excellent meal and another bottle of the excellent Vinho Verde to wash it down. This time in the bar we got chatting with a couple of guys who were in town for a conference on ICT. One, a Finnish guy Jari, was particularly friendly. So a few Portugese brandies were had and we went to bed relaxed and tired again.

Monday, 20th

The Crown Plaza Hotel did us proud with Lynne’s breakfast. The duty chef like the guy the night before being meticulous about the detail of what was safe. So we stoked up for the day and got our money’s worth. But boy! The bill considering it was just extras; dinner for two, a few drinks and breakfast (this was not included in the Reward Points booking) made it surprisingly expensive! At a Crown Plaza I guess you have to expect that.

Found MAVP (what was Males) no problem. Checking in was a breeze before being taken to Terminal 3. The airport was nice and quiet so check in and security were easy. I have Titanium! We had time for a cuppa before heading for the Gate.

The flight from Manchester to Heathrow was 30 minutes late taking off but only 15 minutes late landing at Heathrow. The blurb about the transfer said to allow 120 minutes between T5 and T3 but in the post Easter quiet it only took 30 minutes. So we had plenty of time for another cuppa. The gate at Heathrow for the flight to Lisbon was posted early but we then had to wait as “there was a problem disembaking the previous flight”. I really wish Lynne had not read that e-horoscope saying she might take a circuitous route and arrive late! In the end we took off 30 mins late but landed at Lisbon only 15 minutes late.

On our way out of the airport we went to the Tourism desk to collect the Lisboa Cards only to find that with all the excitement of the payment failure etc that I’d forgotten to print the voucher out. We tried to e-mail it, find a working WiFi point (thank heaven I decided last minute to take my laptop with me) and buy a memory stick. All fruitless so an hour later we left in a taxi for the hotel.

The hotel turned out to be a quite quaint place with loads of character. We tried to get the Lisboa Card voucher printed out at the hotel but again failed. The version from the hotel lobby internet computer was missing all its graphics but appeared to contain all the relevant information. An attempt to print PDF’s from my external hard disk also failed. (It was the following day I realised that I’d given them a Mac format disk to attach to a Windows PC!) But we had the funny format voucher. It was now past nine and the restaurant was about to close so we decided to get into dinner. The staff were really friendly and the Maitre’d was really helpful to Lynne. So we had a great dinner, discovering a particularly nice label of Vinho Verde. We then had a few post-prandial ports, chatting with a nice Portugese guy, Louise, who was working on a MacBook Pro in the bar. When I dug out my MacBook Pro to look at the voucher problem again he bought us a 20 year old vintage port to try because we were obviously good people with a MacBook Pro and iPhones. We ended having a couple more of those as well before going to bed relaxed and tired.

Sunday, 19th

Spent the day quietly finishing preparations to depart. All the animals were subdued as if they knew what was happening.

Helga and Helmut trotted off to their holiday without looking back, and loose leads to boot! :-O. The cats were their usual indignant selves.

Had a good meal. The Crown Plaza gave us access to the Chef and he did Lynne proud. Plenty of booze and we have had a good chill out start to our holiday.

Lisbon April 2009

The original idea was to use up some of our Air Miles and my Priority Club Reward Points on a weekend break to a European capital, e.g. Budapest. But the more we tried the less we suceeded. Even at the end of April it’s cold! We decide we wanted warm and so we ended up with a mid-week break in Lisbon, Portugal. This is our diary of that trip, which I hope to update each day WiFi access permitting.

USA Trips

I suppose that this section can be justly accused of being a real ‘nerdy family section’, but I hope that my family at least will derive some enjoyment from it.

It Started With a Kiss

As the picture caption says… If I hadn’t kissed Lynne I would not have ended up marrying her and probably would never have gone to the States. That first trip was in Feb 1995 to get married in Las Vegas on Valentine’s Day. We had seven nights in Vegas but spent one of them at the Grand Canyon. I will never forget that first view!

The next trip was for our 5th Wedding Anniversary in 2000. We had a wonderful car and drove about 2,000 miles to do the ‘Grand Circle Tour’. Google for it if you want to know more about what it is.

The latest trip was 2005 for our 10th Wedding Anniversary. And boy what a trip!

My intention is to update it on a semi-regular basis, adding or changing the graphics on each page to give a rolling illustration of the diary text. I also hope to scan in things from the ephemera to add atmosphere. Each new US trip will be added as when they happen (= afforded!)

Keep coming back, as there’s lots to share and I will add more and more to it over the coming weeks and months.

4th December

Well we did it again! A leisurely start over a filling breakfast and away from the hotel about 11 am. Little bit of scare leaving Barcelona on missing an turn but more by good luck than good management we got back onto the E15 and headed South. We took our time and enjoyed the scenary so the total travel time was more like six hours instead of the Google Maps quoted four.

Arrived at Nirvana about 5 pm to a pretty chaotic scene. A great chunk of the red bricks had been rendered white, but not quite all of it! 🙁 Loads of Peter’s stuff in the garage. Headed for Mercadonna and shopped for the essentials, then hit Mejias III for our usual early doors. Got our usual friendly but incomprehensible welcome.

3rd December

We are getting good at the breakfast thing and filled up again in preparation for the day.

Today we decided we would go to the Museo Picasso for our culture vulture bit and then on to see La Sagrada Familia (aka the Gaudi Cathedral).

Again the art museum took most of the morning to work our way around and very good it was too. The museum is in a old part of the city that has very narrow streets that are barrier controlled to allow only residents and public service vehicles in. We then strolled through the old quarter to find a main street to catch a taxi to the cathedral.

La Sagrada Familia is an amazing piece of architecture that was started more than a hundred years ago and is still not complete. It is currently a site of intense activity as it is due to be completed in 20/25 years. I guess that it stood part built for a very long time indeed. The inside of the cathedral is a mass of scaffolding but the museum in the crypt is fascinating. It tells how Gaudi designed the cathedral as a set of models and how these were all lost in a fire.

By the time we finished it was getting on for tea-time so we decided to walk in the direction of the Plaça de Catalunya to catch a taxi back to the hotel. In the process we came across two more Gaudi buildings, so it was a bumper day for his architecture.

We went to La Boquetta again and had the speciality kebabs for our third meal there. When we had our puds there was very little left in the Carlos Primero bottle so I offered to buy it from them but they insisted on giving us the remainder as two modest measures. So we consumed a whole bottle in just three nights. When we got back to the hotel there was actually a member of staff behind the bar so we just had to have a nightcap (or two), knowing that we could take a leisurely start in the morning for the four hour drive to Calpé.

2nd December

A gentle start with another filling breakfast to set us up for the day.

Then a taxi to the Fundació Joan Miró. A modern artist it turns out that Lynne is mad about but I’d never heard of but who had donated a lot of his work to Barcelona. It took all morning to work our way around both the permanent and temporary exhibitions. The latter was a lot of his works loaned by other museums.

The museum was on the hill near the Olympic Stadium where Microsoft held its TechEd last night bash in 2001. We walked back down the hill to find the cable car across the port and discovered that Barcelona has two cable cars; the second one going up the hill to the castle at the top. The ride on the cable car was great fun but the centre tower, which we wanted was closed. So we had to ride the whole distance and were faced with quite a long walk to Las Ramblas that Lynne wanted to see next. Not to be deterred Lynne and I worked out which bus would take us near and the driver was very helpful and friendly by making sure we got off at the right stop, giving us a cheery wave as he drove off.

We then spent the next few hours wandering up the Ramblas and ended up at the big square, Plaça de Catalunya, which has the El Corte Inglés store on one side. Lynne enjoyed our walk around that, the motive being to try to find her a lens hood.

Eventually it was time for a taxi back to the hotel and off to La Boquetta for a meal. This time one of the waiters spoke English and again we had Carlos Primero for our puds.

1st December

The drive down to the border was uneventful and took less than two hours. Crossing the border was a non-stop process with the Spanish border control guys standing around looking macho with their big guns but casually waving us through. Another two hours including negotiating the ‘Ronda del Litoral’ and some of the commercial district of east Barcelona saw the car safe in the underground car park of the Express by Holiday Inn for the next three nights and us unpacked in our room on the sixth floor by 3pm.

Lynne demanded we make good use of the afternoon available to us. So it was a taxi to the Parc Guell for a long wander, or should that be wonder, around and also seeing Gaudi’s house that is located within the park. When it finally got dark we got a taxi back to the hotel and set out to find a place to eat.

Turning left out of the hotel we turned immediately left up the street, Carrer de la Llacuna, by the side of the hotel and headed for what we thought a likely area of the Avinguda Diagonal, one of the big boulevards that now has trees, walkways and the tram system running up the middle. Quite a long walk and it was mainly retail with cafés for cakey-faces; our first indication of what a lot of cakey-faces the Barcelonas are. Still we did walk almost to the bottom of Barcelona’s (better) answer to the ‘Gurkin’ in London and stopped off in an interesting bar that had nothing that Lynne could eat. So we headed back towards the hotel with the intention of asking at reception about areas with places to eat. We missed the street we came up and came to the next one along called Rambla del Poblenou and were (almost) spoilt for choice on places to eat. We ended up in La Boqueta (which I think means kebab as that was the speciality). The waiter dragged the chef out of the kitchen as he spoke English and we both ate well. Pud was Carlos Primero, they opened a new bottle for us and poured the usual ludicrously large ‘Spanish measures’. When we got back to the hotel there was no-one behind the bar so it was off to bed.

30th November

This was the first truly long drive of the journey and we were not too sharp about setting off either. As we hit the A26/E15 we realised that we could avoid Paris and all the junctions by following the E15 Euroroute to the E17 and going round Reims to rejoin the E15 to get to Narbonne, then turn East to get to Carcassonne our second night’s stopping place. Keeping a long journey short it turned into a 11.5 hour marathon mainly because I had underestimated the time for the journey (never believe a Google map timing) and because of rain reducing the speed limit from 130kph to 110kph and it getting dark. Too late we realised that we should have rung the hotel before 7pm if we were going to be late but it turned out not to be a problem being winter. When we finally arrived about 9:15pm the hotel turned out to be right below the walls of Carcassonne’s old fortified town La Cite, quite spectacular! It was very basic hotel but its position made up for that.

And fortunately there was a restaurant in the old town open late, Auberge des Ducs D’Oc where we just had to have Cassoulet, the dish of the region. They even did it without the breadcrumbs for Lynne. Brilliant! While we were having our meal I got a text from Lou asking if something in with the photos of their Civil Ceremony that we’d given them needed to be kept. I replied “Hello from Carcassonne…” and got an astonishing reply from Lou that she and Kerri had just left there the day before. They had spent their ‘honeymoon’ there and we’d missed them by a day! We finished the meal with a ‘pud’ of the local rocket fuel called “Marc” and were even told where in Carcassonne we could buy it. By the time we’d finished eating it was quite late and we were very tired so it was straight to bed. No open bars might have contributed a bit too?

In the morning there was a passable breakfast again so Lynne filled up as well as me before we took an hour or so to wander around La Cite in the rain before heading off on the (relatively) short 3-4 hour drive to Barcelona at about 10:30am. We didn’t fancy crossing the modern city to get some Marc so that will have to wait for another time.

29th November

The day started early with a diversion into Tescos to get Lynne a supply of gluten-free bread for the trip. (We know we can get it when we get to Calpe from Mercadona.)

We then hit the motorway to get to Dover for 3pm and our ferry. Even with a couple of stops including a picnic lunch we made it to Dover early enough to pay a £10 fee to get on the preceding ferry and landed in France about 5pm instead of 6pm. SeaFrance are good and there was free WiFi so I played on my iPhone for the hour and fifteen minutes crossing. Being a Saturday afternoon the ferry was quite empty and getting on and off was quick and easy.

Got to Arras about half seven and got a parking spot in the square (Place des Héroes) in front of the Hotel de Ville very near the Hotel Diamante our room for the night and was where we stayed last time we visited. The big square around the corner (Grand Place) with the underground car park where we parked last time was full of a Christmas Fair which we had a nice wander around. Lynne bought a set of double-nine dominoes.

We then looked for somewhere to have dinner. We tried the Café Brussels and they were very helpful. Lynne thoroughly enjoyed her huge dish of Moules. Had a drink in a bar near the hotel before retiring to bed tired but repleat. Breakfast wasn’t until 7am but with her bread Lynne ate well and the hotel proprietor filled our flasks at no extra charge. Altogether a nice return to Arras after ten or so years.

Autumn/Winter 2008

Introduction

This short journal is about our November / December trip to Spain. The second this year and the second in the car. The reason behind it this time was to have some time in France and Barcelona on the way to give Lynne a break as my way of saying “Thank you for looking after me and for all your hard work following my broken ankle.”

The round trip was a tad under 5,000 km or about 3,125 miles and the Jeep literally cruised it. We also realised that it is possible to pick up the Euroroute E15 at the entrance of Calais docks and follow it all the way to Calpé but that necessitates going around Paris. So the next time I am thinking the route will be the E15 from Calais to the E17 around Reims and then pick up the E15 again and follow it all the way to Calpé.