Here we have the plus size fairy,
She is pretty, large and round,
You can always hear her coming
By her transport's roaring sound.

She doesn't fly on fairy wings,
Fairy wings are far too weak,
Instead she rides a helicopter
For Fairy duties through the week.

She takes care of plus size ladies
Directs them all to Evans shops,
Simply Be and Marks & Spencers
For plus size trousers, skirts and tops.

She's a star, the plus size fairy,
She makes her client group look great
Dressed in Simply Be and Evans,
For sexy isn't just size eight!

Lynne Joyce 11.06.2017